Bartlett Invite

Beware of what lurks in the shadows.   Muuuhahahahah!!!!

The eyes were peering from the shadows as the pack stalked their prey.

Hey, who you pointin' at?

It was a real nail biter!

THE FOLLOWING PICTURES ARE HIGHLY CLASSIFIED IMAGES FROM THE LABORATORIES OF

"THE CZERNIAK," AMERICA'S MOST EXPENSIVE AND EFFECTIVE SPORTS DRINK.

ABOVE, THE PRESIDENT AND CEO FILTERS THE "SECRET" MIXTURE INTO A SEALED VACUUM.

BELOW, THE CHEMICALS MIX TO PRODUCE A HIGHLY ACIDIC, YET MILDLY REFRESHING TASTE